The Apple of Discord is taking a break while I come up with new and
interesting stuff. In the meantime, I STRONGLY recommend you check out my
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Harry Potter: Year Eight

Harry Potter: Year Eight

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Published: February 11, 2011 | By admin

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This came about after a challenge a good friend levied at me… nearly a decade ago.  I said I could come up with a “Giant Robot” version of anything she mentioned.  She mentioned Harry Potter.  Over the next two hours, I laid out an entire universe where, instead of all the stuff we know happened, there were Giant Robots.  Voldemort uses his magic to make monsters and send them after Harry at Hogwarts – Harry responds by casting “Deus Ex Machina!” and summoning forth the legendary guardian beasts from Hogwarts castle. The Express can also form it’s own giant robot. I had held off on sharing this bit of info, because as I indicated it was really more of a plot outline than it was a fully fleshed out story… but… well, it’s my birthday on Monday, and I do love Giant Robots, so I figured I’d go ahead and share.

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Movin’ Up

Movin’ Up

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Published: February 4, 2011 | By admin

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Historical footnote - the image atop the screen in the comic is actually copied from Twitter, which has been running a similar thingie for... god, almost a year now... trying to get people to switch over to the "new and improved" Twitter user interface.

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The Apple of 3Discord

The Apple of 3Discord

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Published: January 31, 2011 | By admin

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Disaster Porn

Disaster Porn

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Published: January 28, 2011 | By admin

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dis·as·ter porn [dih-zas-ter pawrn]  –noun 1. Any movie, television show, written work, or other produced media that specifically focuses on disasters and their ramifications.  Cities crumble, oceans boil, and our hero may or may not survive the incident, but we all get a front row seat to the worst possible scenario.  Often features scientists or other researchers making predictions that are then ignored by authorities until it is too late to take heed.  See Volcano, The Day After Tomorrow, 2012, Twister, Independence Day, White Chicks, Epoch, The Core for examples. 2. porn that has gone horribly, horribly wrong.

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The Cookie Has Crumbled

The Cookie Has Crumbled

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Published: January 24, 2011 | By admin

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Honestly, what I'm really mad about is that I can't get the Girl Scout Cookies I want here in this are anymore.  A few years back one of the two different troops that inhabit this area picked up a new cookie type called "Lemonades" - think the old GS animal cookies or the more recent "Thanks-a-Lots" cookies, only with a yellow lemony-flavoried icing on the back instead of chocolate. This year, however, apparently due to regional gerrymandering and internal suyper-serious Girlscout politics, the girls in this area no longer have Lemonades - and now the hunt is on to figure out where I CAN order them from. Help would be appreciated.

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Guest Comic – We’re All Gonna Die!

Guest Comic – We’re All Gonna Die!

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Published: January 17, 2011 | By admin

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Today's comic comes to us (once again) courtesy of OnyxSparrow of Prepare to Die [1] and continues his now-running-arc [2] of what happens when/if the Kitten of Chaos meddles with/eats/destroys The Apple of Discord [3]. The reason there's no comic by me is that I spent all day getting the new and vastly improved Apple Valley [4] website up and running.  Apple Valley is now using Wordpress (not Comicpress, just my own homebrew of Wordpress) and is no longer bound to the frequently craptastic Drunk Duck.  I will continue to update DrunkDuck - at least once it's back up - for the time being, however you really ought to check out the new site and bookmark it as that's going to be the address for all Apple Valley related goodness from here out. [1] http://www.onyxsparrow.com/prepare_to_die/ [2] http://www.theappleofdiscord.com/comics/aod/how-not-to-guest-comic/ [3] http://www.theappleofdiscord.com/comics/aod/the-end/ [4] http://www.applevalleycomic.com/

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Warning Signs

Warning Signs

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Published: January 14, 2011 | By admin

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In case you've missed the kerfuffle (which is totally a real word, I just checked) the buzz on Twitter last night was that your Zodiac Sign is all wrong.  Or isn't.  The whole thing is sorta a mess, really. Here's a news article [1]- start here, and be prepared to go down the rabbit hole.  Since the Earth wobbles, the Zodiac signs change, and we've been miscalculating them for so long that we've even picked up a thirteenth sign we didn't have before (or did, ask the Babylonians) called Orph Orf  Orvi Serpenterea, aka The Guy in His Bathrobe with a Snake. The ultimate rub is, after reading all this, eventually you'll find the real truth - this only applies to the Sidereal Zodiac, which is only used in Eastern cultures (and then, not consistently) and not the Tropical Zodiac, like is used in the Western world.  So... the entire thing is essentially non-applicable.  Cheers. [1] http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/01/13/horoscope-hang-up-earth-rotation-changes-zodiac-signs/

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Time Out

Time Out

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Published: January 11, 2011 | By admin

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Sometimes, I have no idea what is going on in my brain.

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Grow a Beard

Grow a Beard

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Published: January 7, 2011 | By admin

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