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Stargate Negate


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  • You know they should of just ended every episode with them killing Daniel Jackson.. I mean it only took like 6 or 7 seasons to finally Kill him and then they seemed to do it every year after that… It could of been a tribute to South Park.

    O’Neal: “Teal’c could you throw Daniel into the Stargate as it’s opening?”
    Teal’c: “Indeed.”
    O’Neal: “wait, before you do that, you were the first prime of Apocalypse… you are over 100 years old and the only thing you ever really say is ‘Indeed’… you need to get laid or something…”
    Teal’c: ” Indeed, O’Neil…”
    Carter: “You know if you throw Daniel at a 47 degree angle
    O’Neal: “Carter.”
    Carter (Cont’d): .”..arcing towards the apex I think that you could theoretically disintegrate only
    O’Neal: “Carter.”
    Carter (Cont’d): “…65% of his body, thus allowing a maximum of three throws for every address we dial out.”
    O’Neal: “Carter!:
    Carter: “Sir?”
    O’Neal: “Less science geeking and more english speaking.”
    Carter: “Right, sorry sir… Throw him so that only part of him gets disintegrated. Then we can throw him again.”
    O’Neal: “Great. Perfect. Couldn’t of said it better myself.
    Jackson: “Hey Jack, guys.. what did I … Wha!”
    O’Neal: “Teal’c.. Throw away…”
    Teal’C: “Indeed”
    Jackson: “…..Missssssss… ”

    O’Neal: “Well done. Lunch anyone?”
    Carter: “I’m famished sir.”
    Teal’C: “Indeed.”

    Jackson: “Um.. guys.. a little help here? I’m hungry too.. well, only a little bit…Guys?”

  • You know they should of just ended every episode with them killing Daniel Jackson.. I mean it only took like 6 or 7 seasons to finally Kill him and then they seemed to do it every year after that… It could of been a tribute to South Park.

    O’Neal: “Teal’c could you throw Daniel into the Stargate as it’s opening?”
    Teal’c: “Indeed.”
    O’Neal: “wait, before you do that, you were the first prime of Apocalypse… you are over 100 years old and the only thing you ever really say is ‘Indeed’… you need to get laid or something…”
    Teal’c: “/sadly Indeed, O’Neil…”
    Carter: “You know if you throw Daniel at a 47 degree angle
    O’Neal: “Carter.”
    Carter (Cont’d): .”..arcing towards the apex I think that you could theoretically disintegrate only
    O’Neal: “Carter.”
    Carter (Cont’d): “…65% of his body, thus allowing a maximum of three throws for every address we dial out.”
    O’Neal: “Carter!:
    Carter: “Sir?”
    O’Neal: “Less science geeking and more english speaking.”
    Carter: “Right, sorry sir… Throw him so that only part of him gets disintegrated. Then we can throw him again.”
    O’Neal: “Great. Perfect. Couldn’t of said it better myself.
    Jackson: “Hey Jack, guys.. what did I … Wha!”
    /Teal’C grabs Jackson as he walks through the door
    General Hammond: “Dial away, Dialer guy”
    Dialer Guy: “Chevon Seven, locked”
    /Fwooshhh
    O’Neal: “Teal’c.. Throw away…”
    Teal’C: “Indeed”
    Jackson: “…..Missssssss… ”

    O’Neal: “Well done. Lunch anyone?”
    Carter: “I’m famished sir.”
    Teal’C: “Indeed.”

    Jackson: “Um.. guys.. a little help here? I’m hungry too.. well, only a little bit…Guys?”

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