Ahem. For context for our international viewers, Pepsi recently released Pepsi and Mountain Dew “Throwback”, a version of their popular sodas that use real sugar instead of corn syrup, which has come under a lot of criticism in the United States for being very bad for you.
So what does that have to do with the comic? Well, this, mostly.
It's all a half-hearted attempt at minimizing processed junk from items that already processed to no end.
Though I'd love to see what would happen if original Coke was secretly re-released.