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Character Inquisition Meme

Once again, proving that blatant theft is the sincerest form of flattery, I present someone else’s idea as my own in the hopes that it will be as awesome for me as it was for them.  Taken from a post by Fes of PSI (who took it from elsewhere himself), the point of this excercise is simple – you name a cast member of AoD, and I will… to the best of my abilities but without ruining anything about the future… try and answer all 20 questions listed below.

Unlike PSI, I’m going to open the game up to any- that’s right, ANY- named character who’s ever appeared within the walls of AoD.  Granted, it may mean I make a bunch of crap up, but still… you got the dime, I got the time.

01. Full name
02. Best friend
03. Sexuality
04. Favorite color
05. Relationship status
06. Ideal mate
07. Odd Skills/Skills in general
08. Last Amusing Escapade
09. Favorite food
10. Crushes
11. Favorite music
12. Biggest fear
13. Biggest fantasy
14. Quirks
15. Bad habits
16. Biggest regret
17. Best kept secrets
18. Last thought
19. Worst sexual/romantic experience
20. Biggest insecurity


  • Hubris! That should be interesting.

  • 01. Full name – Doctor Antonio Victor Hubris
    02. Best friend – Sadly, Doyle his lab assistant/test subject, though he's been known to go over to Fodd's house (from Indifferently Evil) and get very drunk while arguing about quantum theory.
    03. Sexuality – Officially hetero, although there's a lot of things he's probably willing to do "in the name of Science".
    04. Favorite color – Green. Glowing, if he can get it.
    05. Relationship status – Married once, for a few hours, as a tax dodge. Since then single.
    06. Ideal mate – Someone as smart as he is, and also willing/able to look the other way on certain minor ethics violations.
    07. Odd Skills/Skills in general – Doctor Hubris is MADE of odd skills, so this one's a little hard to answer.
    08. Last Amusing Escapade – Off-screen, worked for about two weeks at Aperature Science on an experimental fuel line de-icer.
    09. Favorite food – Crab Rangoon
    10. Crushes – Currently holding a slightly unhealthy obsession with Dr. Ardra Renelsior, despite the fact that he's a) in a different webcomic, and b) is perma-banned from the state of Indiana.

  • 11. Favorite music – Thomas Dolby
    12. Biggest fear – Not being remembered by the scientific community
    13. Biggest fantasy – Beating up Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking in a 3-way pro wrestling match.
    14. Quirks – Too many to adequately name
    15. Bad habits – Hubris is very germ conscious – perhaps due to his tendency to create and then accidentally release super-viruses – and tends to wash often and abuse the anti-bacterial hand sanatizer regularly.
    16. Biggest regret – None, yet, though he knows it's coming
    17. Best kept secrets – He knows more… a lot more… about his adoptive daughter, Jenny Somewhere (The not-quite-perfect AoD-universe-born Jenny Everywhere) than he is letting on to
    18. Last thought – Probably something along the lines of "Oh, shi-"
    19. Worst sexual/romantic experience – There was this one time, with a genetically engineered sentient toaster…
    20. Biggest insecurity – His hair is going to fall out

  • Hrmmm… I shall ask of you… Juan Sanchez Vella-lobos Rameriez!

  • Technically, I didn't "name" Rameriez in the comic, Onyx…

  • Is choosing gayzilla.

    • 01. Full name – Takeshi Gayjirra
      02. Best friend – Probably a toss-up between Milfra, an attractive older female moth, or Queen Lesdorah, the Three-Headed Purple Lesbian Hydra
      03. Sexuality – …you really have to ask?
      04. Favorite color – Neon pink
      05. Relationship status – Single, still looking
      06. Ideal mate – Given Gayzilla’s size and orientation, an “ideal mate” would be just about anyone/anything interested and capable of recipricating/withstanding Gayzilla’s giant love.
      07. Odd Skills/Skills in general – Can exhale burning flowers, withstand scathing criticism about his fashion sense, and is an expert at Fung Shui.
      08. Last Amusing Escapade – Gayzilla and Milfra Go To Whitecastle
      09. Favorite food – Sushi, though has been known to occasionally favor Wang… that is, anyone named Wang. It’s an Asian thing.
      10. Crushes – Just about everything in his path
      11. Favorite music – Pink Oyster Cult
      12. Biggest fear – That the age of kaiju is coming to an end, and that the world is growing less and less accepting of his
      13. Biggest fantasy – Gayzilla as a princess.
      14. Quirks – Won’t rampage on Saturdays; Gayzilla isn’t Jewish, but he honors the sabath
      15. Bad habits – Occasionally destroys cities
      16. Biggest regret – Wasn’t around to destroy Atlantis
      17. Best kept secrets – Secret crush on Gamera
      18. Last thought – “Rawr”
      19. Worst sexual/romantic experience – Yet to come…
      20. Biggest insecurity – People won’t take him seriously now that he’s come out of the giant closet.

  • If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.


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